Tree! Cabin! UNDERWEAR!
–Dad Asparagus
Ok, I take the kids to Albuquerque, to see some dinosaurs and whatnot at the Museum of Natural History. For my one kid, it’s all about the Allosaurus. For the other, it’s all about taking off at the speed of light and making four different adults shout out, “Do you have him? Do you have him? Do /you/ have him? Is he with you?”
Afterwards, we stop at Wal-Mart. That’s where I saw it. I still can’t get over this. Walking past the children’s clothing section I notice the little girl underwear display. It’s facing the main walkway.
Someone manufactures little girls panties with things written across the crotch like “hot stuff”.





